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Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Author: Susan Ertz

Miserable comforters are ye all.
Author: Bible

Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of thy life.
Author: Jeremy Taylor

Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.
Author: Johann K. Lavater

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes