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Man is born a predestined idealist, for he is born to act. To act is to affirm the worth of an end, and to persist in affirming the worth of an end is to make and ideal.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

In quarrels such as these not ours to intervene.
Author: Virgil

I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Author: Golda Meir

Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Author: Sir William Osler

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
Author: Leo Rosten

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.
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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes