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My tongue is the pen of a ready writer.
Author: Bible

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

My words fly up, my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
Author: William Shakespeare

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? And if not now, when?
Author: Rabbi Hillel

Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She says, "Bud Light." A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?" The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes