Best Cell Phones

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Author: Margaret Cho

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Author: Christopher Morley

Power tempts even the best of men to take liberties with the truth.
Author: Joseph Sobran

I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.
Author: Leontyne Price

Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk
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Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed
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Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
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Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job.
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