Best quotes to send by SMS

Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of one's own self.
Author: Erich Fromm
Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe
See first that the design is wise and just: that ascertained, pursue it resolutely; do not for one repulse forego the purpose that you resolved to effect.
Author: William Shakespeare
I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
Author: Henry Ford
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Author: Woody Allen
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
Get a
small hankie!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid
of?
A Doberman puncher!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud
hound !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog can tell time?
A
clockshund!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
a
busy intersection?
A pointer!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes