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Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax.
Author: Dianne Hales

The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead. Economists set themselves too easy, too useless a task if in tempestuous seasons they can only tell us that when the storm is past the ocean is flat again.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

The loss which is unknown is no loss at all.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Author: Robertson Davies

The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when the nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
Author: Alan Bennett

Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes