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I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
Author: Stephen Colbert

I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the cost of your life.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time.
Author: Martha Stewart

I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill.
Author: Samuel Butler

I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes