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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
Author: Janeane Garofalo

To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Author: Horace Mann

To say the least, a town life makes one more tolerant and liberal in one's judgement of others.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't really think about anything too much. I live in the present. I move on. I don't think about what happened yesterday. If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out.
Author: Pamela Anderson

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Author: Philip K. Dick

Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
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What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !
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What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
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