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It is forbidden to decry other sects; the true believer gives honour to whatever in them is worthy of honour.
Author: Asoka

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Author: Mae West

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
Author: Richard Pryor

Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!" "I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But what about the smell?" "He'll soon get used to that."
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes