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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Author: James M. Barrie

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
Author: George Eliot

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
Author: Christopher Lasch

Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you live, if you do.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. " 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots." "Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier."
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,' said the monster. 'Certainly ma'am,' said the undertaker, 'but there was really no need to bring her with you.'
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes