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Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.Author: J. Bartlett Brebner
America's greatest strength, and its greatest weakness, is our belief in second chances, our belief that we can always start over, that things can be made better.Author: Anthony Walton
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.Author: W. H. Auden
An aged man is but a paltry thing, a tattered coat upon a stick.Author: William Butler Yeats
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.Author: Finley Peter Dunne
The best jokes to send by SMS
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
Carolina campus.
One day Tipton came in and said to his
roommate, "I hear there's a
new case of herpes in the dorm."
"Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"This is the joke from a category: College jokes
Arvil was coming out of the Texas University
student building when he
was stopped by two coeds.
"Would
you like to become a Jehovah's Witness?" asked one of the
girls.
"No, I really couldn't. I didn't see the accident."This is the joke from a category: College jokes
Soderling, the star college halfback, was
taking a math exam.
The coach desperately needed him to play in
the Syracuse game on
Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him
an oral exam.
"All right," said the prof. "How many degrees are
there in a
circle?"
"Uh, depends," said the boy. "How big
is that there circle?"This is the joke from a category: College jokes
What's the difference between an American
student and
an English student ?
About 3000 miles !This is the joke from a category: College jokes
A kid called up his
mom from his college
and asked her for some money, because he ran out
of it. His mom
said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll will send you some money.
You also left
your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do
you want me
to send that up too?"
"Uhh, oh yeah, okay," responded the
kid.
So his mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package
and
went to the post office to mail the money and the
book.
When she gets back, her husband asked, "Well how much did you give the
boy his time?"
She said, "Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20
and the other for $1000
out to him."
"That's $1020!" yelled
her husband. Are you crazy?"
"Don't worry, Hon," she said. "I
taped the $20 check to the cover
of his book, but I put the $1000
one somewhere between the pages in
chapter 19!"This is the joke from a category: College jokes