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Best quotes to send by SMS
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.Author: Joseph Stalin
A snake lurks in the grass.Author: Virgil
A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of a happy state in this world.Author: John Locke
A still, small voice.Author: Bible
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.Author: Bertrand Russell
The best jokes to send by SMS
Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
day as his
father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume
and his father a
pistol.
He wrapped the perfume and wrote a
note to his girlfriend, saying,
'Use this all over yourself and
think of me.'
Unfortunately he put the note on his father's
present.This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25 The High Street. Just push
the bell with your elbow.
Why with my elbow?
Well, you won't be
empty-handed, will you!This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your
birthday.
Betty: That was a kind thought. But why
didn't you?
Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
"I remember when the
candle shop burned
down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy
Birthday.'"This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
"Hi, Buster."This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes