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It's always been about the experience of life and of not being passive. If something so excites my curiosty, I want to go there, be a part of whatever it is that's either pushing me or pulling me toward it. That desire for experience has made me very rich
Author: Tish Grier

It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny.
Author: Jean Nidetch

It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Author: Darby Conley

It's no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The city of the dead sleeps encircled by the city of the living.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I define joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace - a connection to what matters.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.
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I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!
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Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.
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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."
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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!
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