Best quotes to send by SMS

Good design can't fix broken business models.
Author: Jeffrey Veen
Good ideas alter the power balance in relationships, that is why good ideas are always initially resisted. Good ideas come with a heavy burden. Which is why so few people have them. So few people can handle it.
Author: Hugh Macleod
Good luck beats early rising.
Author: Irish Proverb
Good order is the foundation of all things.
Author: Edmund Burke
Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania'...or 'teria'.
Author: Matt Groening
The best jokes to send by SMS

Have you got the address of the butter
website?
Yes, but don't spread it around.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What did the maths homework website say to
the
geometry website?
Boy do we have problems.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Who runs the 100 acre wood
website?
www.innie the pooh.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
How do nuns surf the web? On the
Hymnternet.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
What surfs the
Internet and goes, 'Choo,
Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes