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I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
Author: Franklin P. Adams

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Author: Will Durst

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of the emotions and of personal relations; and suddenly find - at the age of fifty, say - that a whole new life has opened before you, filled with things you can think about, s
Author: Agatha Christie

I believe our longing for an innate harmony runs deeper than our longing for righteousness.
Author: Evelyn Rodriguez

I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.
Author: Margaret Cho

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.
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Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.
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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"
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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors.
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