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Best quotes to send by SMS
If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.Author: Agatha Christie
If someone betrays you once, its their fault; if they betray you twice, its your fault.Author: Eleanor Roosevelt
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.Author: Norman Augustine
If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.Author: Yogi Berra
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's MeAuthor: Jimmy Buffett
The best jokes to send by SMS
One woman to another at a singles bar:
"I'm
not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be.
These days,
when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my
children
to spend every other weekend with?"This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
At a family gathering, husband began teasing his
wife
about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her
husband,
"when I get my way, that's a compromise."
"What is it
when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied,
"That's a
miracle!"This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
A man was walking on the beach one day
and
he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it.
Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and
three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided,
"I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank
account.
POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There
was the
car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I
wish I was
irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of
chocolates.This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman
without her
man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his
students to
punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her
man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is
nothing."This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
Q: How many Cancerians does
it take to
change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a
non-disposable
diaper too!This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes