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It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self.Author: Agnes Repplier
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.Author: Bill Vaughan
It is men who wait to be selected, and not those who seek, from whom we may expect the most efficient service.Author: Ulysses S. Grant
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.Author: James Thurber
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.Author: Oscar Wilde
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why did the witch lose her
way?
Because
her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
What's worse than a
Male Chauvinist Pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told.This is the joke from a category: Women jokes
Q: How many Aquarians
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be
competing to be the
one to change the bulb and bring light to the
world.This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes
Yo mama so poor she was in
K-Mart with a
box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said,
"Buying
luggage."This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
A man went to work for a zoo
veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How do I do that?" he
asked.
"Carefully," replied the vet.This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes