Best quotes to send by SMS
Sidney J. Harris Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Author: Sidney J. Harris

Homer I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
Author: Homer

Evan Davis Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Author: Evan Davis

Lily Tomlin Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
Author: Lily Tomlin

Booker T. Washington If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.
Author: Booker T. Washington

The best jokes to send by SMS
Christmas jokes What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.
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Christmas jokes What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
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Christmas jokes Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
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Christmas jokes What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
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Christmas jokes "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."
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