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In love, one and one are one.
Author: Jean-Paul Sartre

Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained.
Author: James A. Garfield

Whatever is reasonable is true, and whatever is true is reasonable.
Author: Georg W. Hegel

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Author: Maya Angelou

It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
Author: Jonathan Swift

What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the name of the animal and a recipe underneath.
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You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can't afford the admission.
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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
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Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
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