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My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we *can* suppose.
Author: J. B. S. Haldane

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Author: Edward De Bono

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Author: Hunter S. Thompson

It just seem like musicians want to sell a few records and put out a perfume line, and I think it's so sad that there are so many musicians who don't want to change the world... Music has been so much more.
Author: Moby

My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself...
Author: Trieu Thi Trinh

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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