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Lady you bereft me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in my veins, And there is such confusion in my powers.
Author: William Shakespeare

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Author: Roseanne Barr

I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction.
Author: Ian McKellen

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility.
Author: William Shakespeare

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
Author: C. S. Lewis

What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.
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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.
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