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Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which hath ends, will have an end; whereas that which is founded on true virtue, will always continue.
Author: John Dryden

If human life were long enough to find the ultimate theory, everything would have been solved by previous generations. Nothing would be left to be discovered.
Author: Stephen Hawking

Let no one who loves be unhappy, even love unreturned has its rainbow.
Author: James M. Barrie

In a quarrel, the higher voiced person will win.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Let us consider the reason of the case. For nothing is law that is not reason.
Author: Sir John Powell

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!
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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
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What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
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