Best quotes to send by SMS
Harold Fricklestein A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Author: Harold Fricklestein

Woodrow Wilson A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

German Proverb A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
Author: German Proverb

Aesop A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Author: Aesop

Cheyenne Proverb A danger foreseen is half-avoided.
Author: Cheyenne Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ant jokes What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !
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Ant jokes Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !
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Apple jokes Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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Apple jokes Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.
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Apple jokes Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, 'Watch out for worms won't you !' The first one replied, 'why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.
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