Best quotes to send by SMS

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Author: Harold Fricklestein
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Author: Woodrow Wilson
A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
Author: German Proverb
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Author: Aesop
A danger foreseen is half-avoided.
Author: Cheyenne Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call an ant who lives with your great
uncle ?
Your great-ant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes
Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
puffed,
"is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say," said his Dad.
"Well, give me an apple quick ?
I've just broken the doctor's
window!"
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes
Once upon a time there were five apples
Which
was the cowboy?
None - because they were all redskins.
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes
Two girls were having their packed lunch in
the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,
'Watch out for
worms won't you !'
The first one replied, 'why should I ? They
can watch out for
themselves.
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes