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Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Author: National Lampoon

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
Author: W. C. Fields

Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters.
Author: William Shakespeare

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair
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