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Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they re ended.
Author: Colley Cibber

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Author: Peter Steiner

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Author: Henny Youngman

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our English dead! In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of t
Author: William Shakespeare

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
Author: William Shakespeare

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
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Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
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Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.
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Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.
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