Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.
Author: William Shakespeare

E. Catherine Tobler Not going home is already like death.
Author: E. Catherine Tobler

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow The love of learning, the sequestered nooks, And all the sweet serenity of books.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rene Descartes In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.
Author: Rene Descartes

Jimmy Buffett If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
Author: Jimmy Buffett

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
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Insect jokes What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.
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Insect jokes How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!
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Insect jokes What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.
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Insect jokes Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.
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