Best quotes to send by SMS

The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.
Author: William Shakespeare
Not going home is already like death.
Author: E. Catherine Tobler
The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.
Author: Rene Descartes
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
Author: Jimmy Buffett
The best jokes to send by SMS

First Caribou:
What well-known cartoon
character do moths like a hole lot?
Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you call a stupid ant?
Antwerp.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How do fireflies start
a race?
Ready,
steady, glow!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What insect lives on nothing?
A moth,
because it eats holes.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they
get under your skin.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes