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One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano is that you had to work too hard to get them. You had to cry, you had to scream, you had to sweat, you had to cuss out health care officials, and when that's all over with, you'll
Author: Barbara Hall

One person with a belief is equal to a force of 99 who have only interests.
Author: John Stuart Mill

It is the creative potential itself in human beings that is the image of God.
Author: Mary Daly

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Author: T. S. Eliot

One thing nobody can do better than you is be you.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
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Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.
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A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out, "What do you think you're doing?" "Just heating up dinner" she replies.
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This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"
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