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I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.
Author: Pablo Casals

I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

Sometimes creativity is a compulsion, not an ambition.
Author: Ed Norton

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.
Author: Leo Rosten

Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.
Author: Darby Conley

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
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Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
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"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England.now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil." "Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn't know pencils were so hard to come by."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes