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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.
Author: Charles Dickens

Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
Author: Pyrrhus

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

Any community's arm of force - military, police, security - needs people in it who can do necessary evil, and yet not be made evil by it. To do only the necessary and no more. To constantly question the assumptions, to stop the slide into atrocity.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
Author: Dale Carnegie

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
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What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !
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A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: "There should not be last coach in any train."
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Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!" Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
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