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In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
Author: Thomas Pickering

I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man.
Author: Francis Cardinal Spellman

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling.
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What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."
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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of me!"
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What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics.
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What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig.
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