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Everytime a child says 'I don't believe in fairies' there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead.
Author: James M. Barrie

Evil draws men together.
Author: Aristotle

Evil to him who evil thinks. (Honi Soit Qui Mal Pense)
Author: King Edward the Third

Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul, But I do love thee! and when I love thee not, Chaos is come again.
Author: William Shakespeare

Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.
Author: Joseph Addison

A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !
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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!
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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
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