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Freedom, then, lies only in our innate human capacity to choose between different sorts of bondage, bondage to desire or self esteem, or bondage to the light that lightens all our lives.
Author: Sri Madhava

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones.
Author: William Shakespeare

Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are
Author: R. D. Laing

An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"
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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them.
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Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
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Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" asked Carmella. "No," said Mario. "Who wrote it?"
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Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.
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