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Photographers do this for a living, every single day -- they point their lenses toward every single corner of our world and somehow make the mundane mesmerizing through their artistic eye. It's all a matter of being aware of your surroundings and realizin
Author: Ward Jenkins

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Author: Jonathan Kozol

Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these thi
Author: T. S. Eliot

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.
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Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.
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Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
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Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!
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