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Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
Author: Confucius

Leave well - even 'pretty well' - alone: that is what I learn as I get old.
Author: Edward Fitzgerald

Let bravery be thy choice, but not bravado.
Author: Menander

Let him think I am more man than I am and I will be so.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
Author: Louis Pasteur

I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes