Best Cell Phones

No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
Author: Anonymous

No man is an Island, intire of itselfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine...
Author: John Donne

No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.
Author: Christian Nestell Bovee

No man who know aught can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free.
Author: John Milton

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Author: Lily Tomlin

Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes

Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes

Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes