Best Cell Phones

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.
Author: Judith Martin

Let us take things as we find them: let us not attempt to distort them into what they are not. We cannot make facts. All our wishing cannot change them. We must use them.
Author: John Henry Cardinal Newman

Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let your light shine.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child.
Author: Mary MacCracken

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes