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Never face facts; if you do, you'll never get up in the morning.
Author: Marlo Thomas

Never forget that you're a member of your own community. Don't do something that you wouldn't like to see done.
Author: Keith Richman

Never give advice unless asked.
Author: German Proverb

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Author: William Penn

John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the TV in for it.'
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Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.
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Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one, Sir.'
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Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.
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A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes