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Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
Author: John Collins

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Author: Henry Kissinger

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
Author: Tom Stoppard

No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
Author: John Stuart Mill

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes