Best quotes to send by SMS

Never give advice unless asked.
Author: German Proverb
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec
Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Author: William Penn
Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul.
And sings the tune
Without the words,
and never stops at all.
Author: Emily Dickinson
Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it.
Author: Gloria Swanson
The best jokes to send by SMS

March Into Battle
by Sally Forth
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Dont' Wake the Baby
by Elsie Cries
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
Kung Fu for Beginners
by Flora Mugga
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
Making Weatherproof Clothes
by Ranier
Day
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
The big bang
by Dina Mite
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes