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Nobody sees a flower - really - it is so small it takes time - we haven't time - and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time.
Author: Georgia O'Keeffe

Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.
Author: Carl Jung

None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Author: Peter De Vries

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Author: Edward Shepherd Mead

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No you weren't!" the trooper said. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said, 'Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."
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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. "Don't know," the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U- turn and drove up to them. "This is my husband," the old woman said. "He doesn't know how to get to Des Moines either."
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One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you know?" The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE!' afterwards!"
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Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.
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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes