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When we are unable to find tranquillity within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.
Author: Francois De La Rochefoucauld

You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Author: Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

You can do anything you think you can. This knowledge is literally the gift of the gods, for through it you can solve every human problem. It should make of you an incurable optimist. It is the open door.
Author: Robert Collier

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing whatever about the bird... So let's look at the bird and see what it's doing -- that's what counts. I learned very early the differ
Author: Richard Feynman

What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !
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What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !
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An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came and claimed he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty seat. Soon after that the airplane began to fill up. The rule with the USAir employee vouchers is that if a paying customer needs your seat, you have to surrender it. So when the flight became completely full and still more needed to get on, a flight attendant went to the original seat of Mr. Gay and said the man now sitting there, "Excuse me, are you Gay?'' The man, somewhat stunned, said, "Well, yes, as a matter of fact I am!'' The flight attendant said, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to get off the plane.'' At this point Mr. Gay, who had been watching all of this, jumped up and said, "Excuse me, you've made a mistake--I'm Gay!'' Finally, another m an jumped up and said, "Well, hell, I'm gay too! They can't throw us all off!''
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man toward the end of the snaking line of passengers was obviously impatient and very frustrated at having to wait so long in the slow moving line. He finally decided to march right up to the counter pulling his wheeled suitcase and demanded that he be given his boarding pass. The ticket agent turned, looked at him, blinked, took a shallow, deep breath and said, "Sir, as you can see there are many passengers ahead of you. We are doing our best to process the passengers as fast as we can. I'm afraid you'll have to get back in line". Outraged and red in the face, the man yelled at the ticket agent saying, "Do you know who I am ???!!!." The ticket agent turned, looked at him, blinked, took another shallow, deep breath, picked up the publi c address system microphone and said calmly, "There is a man at the Delta ticket counter who does not know who he is. Anyone who may be able to identify this man is asked to please step forward and identify him. Thank you".
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