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I usually approach things with the idea that I will take something out of everything I do.
Author: Heather Armstrong

I was in love with loving.
Author: Saint Augustine

I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.
Author: Jim Carrey

Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
Author: David T. Wolf

If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
Author: Seneca

Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !
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