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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Author: Mark Twain

Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story.
Author: Don Snyder

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Author: Mark Twain

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf.
Author: Rabindranath Tagore

Let's not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don't die, get well by themselves. Our job is mainly to try to make them feel better; do no harm.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in strange jungle diseases. The doctor gave him a complete examination and a series of tests. After receiving the results of the tests, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told the young biologist's wife, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, and generally do anything he asks. Don't discuss your problems with him, as it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. " If you can do this for the next 10 months or so, I think your husband will regain his health completely. Otherwise.......well... He'll probably die" On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" she replied. "Honey.....he says you're probably going to die."
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes