Best quotes to send by SMS
Senator Everett Dirksen A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Author: Senator Everett Dirksen

Nathaniel Hawthorne A bodily disease which we look upon as whole and entire within itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the spiritual part.
Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not expect an apostle to peer out.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Jerry Seinfeld A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Author: Jerry Seinfeld

Native American Proverb A brave man dies but once, a coward many times.
Author: Native American Proverb

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