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Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the exercise of intelligence.
Author: Titus Livius

Mark the perfect man, and behold the upright.
Author: Bible

Iron rusts from disue; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.
Author: Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
Author: Aldous Huxley

On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family !'
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Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.
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Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
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My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"
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Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !
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