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Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
Author: Henry Ford

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

If writers stopped writing about what happened to them, then there would be a lot of empty pages.
Author: Elaine Liner

It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Author: W. C. Fields

Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
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Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!
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A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
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A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died. When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room kissing a mate. "Jack", says the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looks up and says, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing?"
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My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes