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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
Author: George Orwell

It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
Author: P. D. James

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Author: Hunter S. Thompson

I am a man: I hold that nothing human is alien to me.
Author: Terence

I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least.
Author: Walt Whitman

The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.
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How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
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Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
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What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes