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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Author: Oscar Levant

I'm keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but I really do like what I've been able to do here.
Author: Wil Wheaton

I'm of the mind that even people who have limitations, if they have a curiosity, they will find a way to explore it.
Author: Tish Grier

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
Author: Dana Carvey

I'm very pleased with each advancing year. It stems back to when I was forty. I was a bit upset about reaching that milestone, but an older friend consoled me. 'Don't complain about growing old - many, many people do not have that privilege.'
Author: Earl Warren

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
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What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy.
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What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes