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If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
Author: Seneca

If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around.
Author: Christina Stead

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
Author: Tom Stoppard

If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation
Author: Nikola Tesla

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Author: Voltaire

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!
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What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!
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