Best quotes to send by SMS

For the great mass of mankind, the only saving grace needed is a steady fidelity to what is nearest to hand and heart for the short moment of each human effort.
Author: Joseph Conrad
For the sake of peace one may lie, but peace itself should never be a lie.
Author: The Talmud
For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court of Appeal. It does not follow that every item which we confidently accept as physical knowledge has actually been certified by the Court; our confidence is that it woul
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington
For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
Author: Bible
For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men, is at least human.
Author: Plutarch
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese
cookbook ?
100 way to wok your dog.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
I'd say he was spineless.
Yes, about as
spineless as cooked spaghetti.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What's the best day to eat bacon?
Fry-day.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What did the biscuit say when it
saw two
friends knocked down?
Crumbs!
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
Have you heard the story about the
loaf of
bread?
No.
Oh, crumbs.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes